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Saturday, 25 May at 7:30AM

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  1. Sunday, 26 May 7:30 AM
  2. Sunday, 26 May 11:30 PM
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  1. Season 3

  2. 1

    The Armoured Might of L/Cpl Jones

    Private Walker converts Corporal Jones’ old butcher’s van into a combined armoured car, ambulance and troop carrier.

  3. 1

    The Armoured Might of Lance Corporal Jones

    Private Walker converts Corporal Jones' old butcher's van into a combined armoured car, ambulance and troop carrier.

  4. 2

    Battle School

    Captain Mainwaring and his men take part in a weekend battle course where they are instructed in guerrilla tactics by ex-members of the Spanish International Brigade.

  5. 3

    The Lion has Phones

    When an enemy aircraft crash lands in the town reservoir, members of the home guard must summon the assistance of the regular army.

  6. 4

    The Bullet is Not for Firing

    Captain Mainwaring must convene a Court of Enquiry to replace ammunition lost when his troops fire on a low-flying enemy aircraft.

  7. 5

    Something Nasty in the Vault

    Captain Mainwaring and his men are trapped in a bank vault with an unexploded bomb while the Bomb Disposal Officer tries to disarm it.

  8. 6

    Room at the Bottom

    When staff at GHQ discover that Captain Mainwaring has never had a commission, he's demoted to Private and Wilson is put in charge of the platoon.

  9. 7

    Big Guns

    The platoon are sent a huge Naval gun - but how does it work? What is more, where is it pointing?

  10. Season 4

  11. 1

    The Day the Balloon Went Up

    Captain Mainwaring and company must deal with a escaped barrage balloon that has become entangled with the weather cock on the church tower.

  12. 2

    War Dance

    In order to boost morale and give the platoon’s wives and sweethearts a chance to meet, Captain Mainwaring organizes a dance.

  13. 3

    Menace from the Deep

    A Royal naval section manning a machine gun on the end of the town’s pier is transferred, and the Home Guard Platoon are selected to fill the gap.

  14. 4

    Branded

    Private Godfrey decides he would be unable to shoot an enemy soldier and decides to declare himself a conscientious objector.

  15. 5

    Man Hunt

    Private Frazer suggests that they enroll a platoon dog in order to find the Germans who have been dropping into their portion of England by parachute.

  16. 6

    No Spring for Frazer

    A vital part of the platoon’s machine gun has gone missing after Private Frazer took it to his workshop for cleaning.

  17. 7

    Sons of the Sea

    In his capacity of manager of the local bank, Captain Mainwaring takes over a boat in lieu of an unpaid overdraft and immediately sees its tactical possibilities.

  18. Season 5

  19. 1

    The Big Parade

    As part of its War Weapons Week,Walmington-on-Sea’s Home Guard will parade along with all the other auxiliary services.

  20. 2

    Don’t Forget the Diver

    Walmington-on-Sea is to capture a windmill defended by the Eastgate men, and to do this have to cross open ground without being seen.

  21. 2

    Don't Forget the Diver

    Walmington-on-Sea is to capture a windmill defended by the Eastgate men, and to do this they have to cross open ground without being seen.

  22. 3

    Boots, Boots, Boots

    In order to make his men battle ready, Captain Mainwaring starts a foot hardening program that involves lengthy marches, a program which his troops dislike intensely.

  23. 4

    Sergeant - Save My Boy

    During a blackout Private Pike becomes lost and entangled on the barbed wire of a mine field, prompting a rescue operation from the Home Guard Platoon.

  24. 5

    Don’t Fence Me In

    The Walmington-on-Sea troops are detailed to relieve a Polish unit which has been guarding an Italian prisoner of war camp.

  25. 5

    Don't Fence Me In

    The Walmington-on-Sea troops are detailed to relieve a Polish unit that has been guarding an Italian prisoner-of-war camp.

  26. 6

    Absent Friends

    Things become very serious when H.Q. calls upon the platoon to assist in the arrest of an armed suspect, a member of the I.R.A.

  27. 7

    Put That Light Out

    Captain Mainwaring decides that it is time that Jones had a touch of command and establishes him in an outpost situated at Walmington Lighthouse.

  28. 8

    Two and a Half Feathers

    When Private Clarke joins the platoon he reveals that he served with Corporal Jones in the Sudan and brings into question the corporal’s battlefield conduct.

  29. 9

    Mum’s Army

    Captain Mainwaring discusses with Sergeant Wilson a scheme to recruit female members into the platoon in order for them to take on some noncombatant activities.

  30. 9

    Mum's Army

    Captain Mainwaring discusses a scheme with Sergeant Wilson to recruit female members into the platoon in order for them to take on some non-combatant activities.

  31. 10

    The Test

    The ARP challenge the Home Guard to a game of cricket, but while Mainwaring is happy to play fair, Hodges has a secret weapon – Ernie Egan, a professional cricketer.

  32. 11

    Wilson - Manager?

    At last Wilson is to become a bank manager, at the Eastgate branch which is larger than the one that Captain Mainwaring manages in Walmington-on-Sea.

  33. 12

    Uninvited Guests

    When the Chief Warden is bombed out of his headquarters he secures permission to use Captain Mainwaring’s office as a temporary H.Q.

  34. 13

    Fallen Idol

    Captain Mainwaring becomes most unpopular with his enlisted men when on a weekend camp he declares that officers and senior N.C.O.s should have separate accommodations.

  35. Season 6

  36. 1

    Asleep in the Deep

    While attempting to free Walker and Godfrey from a bombed pumping station, members of the Home Guard Platoon become threatened by waters from the leaking pipes.

  37. 2

    Keep Young and Beautiful

    In order to avoid transfer to the Air Raid precautions unit, troops of the platoon must take steps to make them appear younger and more fit than ever before.

  38. 3

    A Soldier’s Farewell

    Captain Mainwaring leads his men on an important military mission: to the local cinema which is showing a film about the life of Napoleon.

  39. 3

    A Soldier's Farewell

    Captain Mainwaring leads his men on an important military mission: to the local cinema to watch a film about the life of Napoleon.

  40. 4

    Getting the Bird

    Corporal Jones hits on the idea of using pigeons as the solution to supplying his customers with some sort of meat in light of tight rationing.

  41. 5

    The Desperate Drive of Corporal Jones

    In order to rescue the platoon from danger in a life fire exercise, Jones must solve the problem of having to drive two cars at once.

  42. 6

    If the Cap Fits…

    Mainwaring decides that they way to silence the criticisms of Frazer is to assign him the difficult task of running the entire unit.

  43. 6

    If the Cap Fits...

    Mainwaring decides that the way to silence the criticisms of Frazer is to assign him the difficult task of running the entire unit.

  44. 7

    The King Was in His Counting H

    After a bomb scatters the notes in the bank's vault, Captain Mainwaring orders his men to the church hall to count the cash.

  45. 7

    The King Was in His Counting House

    After a bomb scatters the notes in the bank’s vault, Captain Mainwaring orders his men to the church hall where they must count the cash.

  46. 8

    All Is Safely Gathered In

    Private Godfrey discovers a long lost love is now a farmer’s widow and courts her dramatically at the harvest supper.

  47. 9

    When Did You Last See Your Money?

    Jones cannot remember where he placed the £500 that he has collected for the new canteen and is subjected to a memory jogging test by the platoon.

  48. 9

    When Did You Last See Your Mon

    Jones cannot remember where he placed the 500 pounds that he has collected for the new canteen and is subjected to a memory jogging test by the platoon.

  49. 10

    Brain Versus Brawn

    In order to keep his younger troops out of a newly formed commando unit, Mainwaring suggests he will challenge the other commander using native wits against his experts.

  50. 11

    A Brush with the Law

    Warden Hodges is full of delight when he can issue a summons to Mainwaring for allowing an unconcealed light to burn in the office of the church hall.

  51. 12

    Round and Round Went the Great Big Wheel

    The War Office decides to use the Home Guard to provide security around a new secret weapon it wishes to test.

  52. 13

    Time on My Hands

    During a daylight air raid, an enemy pilot bales out and his parachute becomes entangled in the steeple of the town clock.

  53. Season 7

  54. 1

    The Deadly Attachment

    Captain Mainwaring's platoon are detailed to guard a captive U-boat crew who have been picked up by a local fishing vessel.

  55. 2

    My British Buddy

    The first contingent of American troops arrives in Walmington-on-Sea, and the platoon makes arrangements to welcome them.

  56. 3

    The Royal Train

    HM King George VI is passing through Walmington by train, the platoon provide a guard of honour.

  57. 4

    We Know Our Onions

    Captain Mainwaring and the platoon take part in a Home Guard Efficiency Test.

  58. 5

    The Honourable Man

    A relation of Sergeant Wilson dies, putting him on the outer fringes of the aristocracy - much to the annoyance of Captain Mainwaring.

  59. 6

    Things That Go Bump in the Night

    Jones' van, carrying the platoon, breaks down outside an apparently deserted house where Mainwaring decides they should spend the night.

  60. 7

    The Recruit

    During the dangerous months when Britain stood alone, many members of the clergy joined the Home Guard, and now the Vicar and Verger have answered a call to arms.

  61. Season 8

  62. 1

    Everybody's Trucking

    Captain Mainwaring's platoon are to signpost the route for a big exercise. They discover a steam engine blocking the road.

  63. 2

    A Man of Action

    A bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea. Mainwaring declares martial law.

  64. 3

    Gorilla Warfare

    During an exercise, Mainwaring casts himself as a highly important Secret Agent. The regular army try to prevent him completing his mission.

  65. 4

    The Godiva Affair

    Captain Mainwaring's platoon decide to perform a Morris dance in the Walmington-on-Sea Spitfire Fund Carnival.

  66. 5

    The Captain's Car

    Captain Mainwaring is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce. On the way to be camouflaged it gets mixed up with the Mayor's official car.

  67. 6

    Turkey Dinner

    The platoon decides to give a turkey dinner to the old-age pensioners of Walmington-on-Sea.

  68. Season 9

  69. 1

    Ring Dem Bells

    The platoon takes part in a training film, and in no time at all the whole area is on red alert for a group of Nazi paratroopers.

  70. 2

    When You've Got to Go

    Pike's number may be up when he receives his call-up papers and, to his mother's alarm, is graded out as A-1 for service.

  71. 3

    Is There Still Honey for Tea?

    Godfrey's idyllic country cottage is on the verge of being bulldozed out of existence in order to make way for a new airstrip.

  72. 4

    Come In, Your Time Is Up

    When a German air crew, paddling around the lake in their rubber dinghy, refuses to surrender, the platoon decides to put itself on water.

  73. 5

    High Finance

    An examination of Mr Jones's books begins a trail that leads to Chief Warden Hodges - wicked landlord and blackmailer of widows.

  74. 6

    The Face on the Poster

    Jones thinks he will be the poster boy for a national recruiting drive, but a printer's mix-up has him as the picture on a wanted notice for a dangerous escaped German POW.

  75. Season 10

  76. 1

    Wake Up Walmington

    Captain Mainwaring decides that his fellow citizens must be alerted to the possibility of heavily disguised invaders.

  77. 2

    The Making of Private Pike

    Captain Mainwaring's staff car is a thing of joy - until Pike gets his hands on it.

  78. 3

    Knights of Madness

    To stage the story of Saint George seems a good idea, but it can come unglued with the presence of rival knights and rival dragons.

  79. 4

    The Miser's Hoard

    When Mainwaring hears about Frazer's collection of gold sovereigns, he decides it would be safer in a bank - in particular, his bank.

  80. 5

    Number Engaged

    While guarding a vital telephone link, the platoon makes the unpleasant discovery that a bomb has become enmeshed in its wires.

  81. 6

    Never Too Old

    Corporal Jones' wedding reception is ruined by an invasion alert - but with our heroes on duty what enemy would dare to land?

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